Dunkin’ Donuts gets High-Falutin' w/Artisan Bagels

DD isn't just for plebeian bagels anymore. The company is launching a new line of artisan bagels and other fancy stuff. Finally!!! Reduced-fat artichoke spinach cream cheese - because that's what I expect from a classy establishment such as Dunkin' Donuts.  Here's the news:

Trust us this is all artisan and junk

The chain will roll out a new “artisan” line of bagels this spring to its shops nationwide. It first started carrying bagels in 1996, and now has “reinvented” its recipe, the company said in a press release. Existing varieties such as sesame, poppy seed and cinnamon raisin will be joined by sun-dried tomato and pumpernickel. Also added to the menu: reduced-fat artichoke spinach cream cheese.

Star Wars Burgers, WHAT?!! Buns from the Dark Side, LITERALLY?!! Yes.

This is clearly a good time for me to start my Foodie Friday idea, because sci-fi/food lovers' wet dreams just came true (sorry Mountain Dew Code Red).

French burger joint - Quick Time - has just announced the launch of its Star Wars Burgers. (In case you have not had the pleasure of trying Quick Time, that sh*t is good. Not steak house burger good, we're talking perfect amount of time under a heat lamp and delightful DCYellow#7 cheese good.)

Anyway, they haven't put out a press release, but Star Wars Burger ads have hit and the money shot is clearly the Dark Vador Burger which has an unnaturally solid black bun which is both fascinating and frightening at the same time. Voilá!!!! (yeah, it's the one on the left):

Dude! And I thought those Burger King glasses were cool. Screw those! I wish they were never born. I want Star Wars burgers now.

This is a perfectly good reason to vacation in France this Spring, oui?