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Monday, March 12, 2012

Happy Birthday Girl Scouts!!! And Screw You Rep. Bob Morris

On March 12th, in 1912 Juliette Gordon Low officially registered the organization's first 18 girl members in Savannah, Georgia.

I wasn't exactly Girl Scout material. In fact, I didn't even make it past the Brownies. However, I applaud the organization for evolving to meet the needs of today's young girls. It's even more admirable when considering the moronic statements made Indiana State Representative Bob Morris (R).

The clearly psychotic and McArthy-esque paranoia leaning Morris said that the Girl Scouts were a “radicalized organization” that in addition to promoting Planned Parenthood also promotes “homosexual lifestyles”. He also had some issues with women that the evil Girl Scouts see as role-models, "Of the fifty role models listed, only three have a briefly-mentioned religious background – all the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists.”

Yes apparently, in addition to being fine cookie salespeople the Girl Scouts are also a diabolical association bent on killing babies and turning young women into gay communists. (Not sure why he's so worried about the Girl Scouts' apparent desire to hand out abortions like.... well cookies... since he's thinks they're making girls into lesbians. I suppose he's just being thorough.)

Seriously, this is the type of frighteningly misguided thinking that ends up with stockpiles of guns in mountain cabins and people having suicide soup.

But I digress. As the blog title says:

Happy Birthday Girl Scouts!!!!

And screw you Bob Morris.

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